Lucky Frog Story
A man takes the day off from work and decides to go out
golfing. He is
on
he second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron". The
man
looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron".
He
looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club
away,
and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a
lucky
frog, eh?" The frog reply's, "Ribbit Lucky Frog". The
man decides to
take
the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think frog, the man
asks.
"Ribbit three wood" the frog reply's. The guy
takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best
game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to
next?" The
frog
replies, "Ribbit Las
Vegas". They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?"
The frog
says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table,
the man
asks,
"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit $3000,
black 6".
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across
the
table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He
sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've
won me all this money and I am forever grateful. The frog replies,
"Ribbit, Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all the
frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous
15-year
old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my
room,
so
help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".
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