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LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE
A man and his wife were driving their RV across country and were
nearing a town spelled Kissimee.
They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it
KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME.
They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were
hungry, the pulled into a place to get something to eat.
At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't
seem
to
be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me
where
we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrrr
Kiiinnnnggg."
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with
him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks
for
the
peanuts."
She says, "No problem, since I lost my dentures I can only suck
the
chocolate off 'em."
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