- Meet Ajeet
- ( Saara shahar
muje Loin ke naam se janta hai!)
- (Scene --> Ajit murders a man.)
Ajeet : Raabert, Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
Raabert : kyon baas?
Ajeet : Fill it,shut it,forget it!
- Boss : Raabert!
- Rab : Yes, bass?
- Boss : Yeh "bus" mei kuch hawa daal do.
- Rab : Lekin, kyon bass?
- Boss : Yeh bus "Airbus" ban jayega.
- Robert : Boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit : Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab
ko hasaayenge.
- Scene --> Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
- Ajeet : Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
- Raabert : Magar kyoon baas ?
- Ajeet : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh
legi.
- Ajeet : Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do
aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert : Lekin kyoon, baas?
- Ajeet : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
- Ajeet : Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
- Raabert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
- Ajeet : Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein
usse phone milana.
- Raabert : Yes Boss.
- Ajeet : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards,tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
- Scene --> Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
- Ajeet : Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar
jayega.
- Scene --> Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
Ajeet : Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set
kar do.Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late
hona chahiye.Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly
fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time
bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup'karke dhad kega. Tum agar
paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega".
- Ajeet : Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
- Raabert : Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
- Ajeet : Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
- Scene --> Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
- Ajeet : Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aa rahaa hai, woh
hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do
ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
- Scene --> Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
- Ajeet : Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki
sarhadon ke pare door Birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
(cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal de gee...on..off..on..off
- Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
- Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
- Raabert : Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
- Ajeet : Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid
ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
- Peter : Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
- Ajeet : Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete
thak jayega.
- Peter : Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
- Ajeet : Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega!
- Robert : aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet : Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
- Scene --> Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
- Ajeet : "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa
jaayegi."
- Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet : Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.!
- Scene --> Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet : "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko Society
jeene nahin degee aur security isse marne nahin degaa.
- Scene --> Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water
starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert : Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet : Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre
me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!
- Scene --> Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
- Ajeet : Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
- A pause.....
- Tum chootti le lo.
- Scene --> Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert : Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert : boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet : Repeater.
- Scene --> Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert : Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
- Ajeet : Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
- Raabert : Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
- Ajeet : Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida
hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.
- Ajeet : Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
- Raabert : Stool, boss ?
- Ajeet : Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
- Scene --> Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
- Ajeet : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
rang laga do.
- Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
- Ajeet : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
- Scene --> Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
- Raabert : Boss....more.. more...
- Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
- Ajeet : Nomore !
- Robert : Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
- Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua
hai.
- Peter : bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
- Ajeet : Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.
- Ajeet : Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.
- Ajeet : Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
- Robert : kyu boss ?
- Ajeet : Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
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